Archive for April, 2009

“Elizabeth”

Posted: April 30, 2009 in CrossFit

Elizabeth

21-15-9 reps of:
Clean 135 pounds
Ring dips

Brent and I did the workout this morning. Our dialogue looked something like this:

Brent: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Brendon: What do you mean?
Brent: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, ‘Rain Man,’ look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho’. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, ‘Forrest Gump.’ Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain’t retarded. Peter Sellers, “Being There.” Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don’t buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, “I Am Sam.” Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed…

Well, that would have been great advice if either one of us followed it. Instead, we decided to go “full” and our friend and fellow trainer, Bethany,  rounded it out by adding the “retard” part. After taking off our shirts and destroying the WOD (Brent destroyed it about 1 min faster than me…nice work Milk Man). Unfortunately we didn’t get an accurate time on it as Bethany used a faulty watch. Our estimated time was about 6:20 for me and 5:20 or so for Brent.

Now I’ve got the rest of the day to chillax and rest a little for Law-dog’s time trial tomorrow. Then it will be time for the matador to dance with the blind shoemaker.

No pennies for baby.

Posted: April 29, 2009 in Taekwondo

We had a great class at Taekwondo last night. Some key points:

  • Range of motion is steadily increasing. Side kick swing into a front kick swing really opens up the hips and groin
  • Keeping my foot flat on the ground while doing a squat with one leg out to the side makes helps big time with flexibility
  • My back hook kick will take off your head clean off…as opposed to taking out my back when I lost my balance and landed on my ass last week
  • Head bands are necessary to keep the fro’ in check
  • A cold draft C- is hard to beat after a hard workout
  • Keep pennies off the ground because your kid will eat them

This last point was a funny story told to us by our Master Jeong after class. You can imagine a very traditional older Korean man telling a story about his son when he was a baby eating a penny off the ground and how terrified he was. Well, his boy swallowed the penny like it was nothing. A few days later, the penny still hadn’t come out. His wife later discovered it after doing a little “investigating” and found a shiny like new penny in the baby’s bottom. Master Jeong’s statement in his thick Korean accent, “it was so new and shiny!” was hilarious.

Dinner was brat’s and sauteed spinach and mushrooms.

Rolled it.

Posted: April 28, 2009 in CrossFit Endurance

From http://www.crossfitendurance.com

3 rounds of:

5 seconds on, 10 seconds off, 20 seconds on, 10 seconds off, 10 seconds on, 10 seconds off, 30 seconds on, 10 seconds off, 15 seconds on, 10 seconds off, 25 seconds on, 10 seconds off.

Felt awesome. I probably covered just over a 1.5 miles. My legs felt fresh and quick. Breathing was excellent.

I’m leading my little bro, Lawson, through an 800m time trial on Friday. It’ll be interesting to see how it goes while only running 1-2x/week for the past 3 months…if that. And by interesting I mean either rolling it or nuking it.

Get your hips into it…

Posted: April 28, 2009 in CrossFit
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Yesterday morning I started my day with:

5 Rounds for time of:

21 Sumo Dead Lift High Pulls @ 95lbs

21 Ring dips

I finished in 11:15. At first look, this may seem like a lot of upper body (“I worked the yoo-beelus to the upper dorsimus…it’s boring but it’s my life…”). If you’re doing the SDLHP’s properly, it’s a lower body movement…agressively driving the hips forward to float the bar up your body. Your arms are there to guide it up. My intensity level was pretty low, I’ll admit. I was a still little burned from the Endurance Cert workout over the weekend.

I finished up the day with an hour of TaeKwonDo. Although I was a little tired, my strength and speed in my kicks were phenomenal. One movement we did were some quick front leg side kicks, as quick as you can raise your leg and bring it back down. I was very impressed with how easily my leg came up and out and how controlled my breathing was.

Dinner was 8oz of steak and lots of asparagus, zuchini, and chopped bell peppers cooked with a little olive oil and garlic salt. And the steak was good. 5 min on each side on the broiler in the oven (no charcoal), came out perfectly. Wow, what am I Martha Stewart? How bout this, when Martha starts dead lifting 375, then you can call me “Martha.”

Foo

I just got done with the CrossFit Endurance seminar (www.crossfitendurance.com) over the weekend. My mind is still in high gear from all the crazy shit and amazing possibilities this seminar put in my head. In short, I’m f*ckin’ stoked about being an endurance athlete again. You may ask, “Hmm, Brendon, what ever do you mean, again? When did you leave…?” My answer would be something like, “Uhhh, well I pretty much checked out right after the 3rd corisone shot in my right plantar…that is after the three I had in the left plantar…and the tendonitis in my right knee that hurts every time I walk down the f’ing stairs….um, yeaahhh, that’s about when I checked out.” CFE is an elite program, infinitely scalable from beginner to advanced, to “go fast.” By the end of the weekend I had cleaned up my form, attained a more efficient stride, and regained my fire as a runner and endurance athlete.

Let’s start by addressing that even as an elite middle distance runner, no one has ever pulled me aside to work on stride mechanics. Of course I have worked on arm carry, head and shoulder position, and a little foot strike (mid/ball foot of course) but that pretty much covers it. This is through no fault of my previous coaches. Unfortunately there really isn’t a “proper” method of running that is universally taught or accepted. Running, according to the masses, is not a skill based sport (I heard that shit all the time in highschool and yes, I did see red every time I heard it). I was told, “the longer you run, the more efficient your stride will become.” The theory being more repetition causes your body to find its most efficient means possible to carry itself over a given distance. Ha! Screw that. The only thing that theory did was create more repetition of running incorrectly leading to more injuries and effectively running myself into the ground. But running is a skill. Using the Romonov “pose” method, taught by Carl and B-Mac of CFE, I finally learned why I was injuring myself.

Hip Flexors:I’ve always prided myself as a runner with powerful hips and quads…kinda like a T-Rex (minus the dinky arms flailing around)…that thought, to me, is pretty sweet. Unfortunately, pulling my “T-Rex” like hip flexors has been a common occurance. Actually, it’s what kept me from training further to race in Europe last summer. Thank you, T-Rex. I did realize the reason behind my big quads/hip flexors and my injuries was my running form…using my hips to pick my foot off the ground. Learning to pull with the hamstring fixed this problem, gave me a faster turnover and made a noticable difference in efficiency.

Cadence: For the life of me, I’ve never been able to comfortably run over 180 total steps/minute. I tried shorting my stride but it never felt right. I tried lifting my knees higher but that just got me tired, injured  and made me look like a T-Rex (see above). With the new method of Pull/Fall, I was easily hitting 200 total steps/minute and feeling much better doing it.

Foot Strike: I’ve had plantar fascitis twice, one in each foot. It sucks, big time and is stubborn as hell to get rid of. Simple cause, rolling (pronating) from the outside in as I stepped, slightly in front my center of gravity. Again, the “pose” method trained my foot to land directly under my CG, keeping me healthy, more efficient and faster. I now focus on “pull, pull, pull” with my foot and back down underneath, the shortest distance between me and the ground.

Nutrition: You can’t build an effective machine without the proper hardware. Same goes for nutrition and the athlete. B-Mac told us a story of an ultra-distance runner who went from top 40th percentile in the race to 10th overall the following year, adjusting nothing but his diet. Boom. Done. I learned once again how important diet is the basis of all athletic endeavors.

Last, and most importantly, I became “edge-a-muckated” on the philosphy of “more is not better” aka “train smarter and harder, not just harder.” In a bottle, that means CrossFit. CrossFit is your base sport, specialization of a sport comes after this and in moderate to small doses. For me, that means 2-3 running WODS a week. It also means I’m pretty fucking excited…less injuries, a longer athletic career, a stronger and more capable body, and the blue print for an athlete that will “eat lightning and crap thunder”…or staying with the T-Rex anology, eat other dinosaurs.

Adrenal Fatigue

Posted: April 24, 2009 in Coffee
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Mmmm, I love coffee. Coffee coffee coffee, down into my belly. There are a lot of health/performance benefits to coffee/caffeine (more on that later). However, it is an exilir of life we all must be careful with…

Something that I have dealt with in the past is adrenal fatigue. Most, if not all elite athletes deal with this problem at one point in their career. However, most don’t even know they have it. It’s very easy to chalk up being tired to our grueling workouts, lack of sleep, stress, etc. so figuring out whether or not you have it takes a process of elimination.

However, you’d be close to diagnosing the problem if you thought it was all of the above. Adrenal fatigue is coupled with overstressing your body. In fact, that’s exactly what it is. When your body reacts to a stressful sitch-y-ation, guess what, your adrenal gland starts pumping. Well, if your in this stressful state of “flight or fight” mode often, that gland gets overworked. Thus, athletes tend to be more prone to this. On top of their competitions and workouts, their body also has to deal with day to day stress. Add caffeine to the mix and you’ve got an adrenal gland that’s pumping like Matt Foley’s heart during a motivational speech. Yes, caffeine/coffee will provoke the problem due to the fact that caffeine activates this gland.

So how do you diagnose it? Start by looking at your lifestyle. If you’re not sleeping enough, start with that. Next, clean up your diet and try to eliminate stress. Cut back on the caffeine, substitute tea for coffee, that will help. My stress test is pretty simple. When it’s time to do a workout or enter a competition, if I’m feeling tired ie. yawning, can’t keep my eyes open, when I should be getting ready to rip shit house, I know something is wrong. The idea behind this is that a high stress state should elicit “fight or flight” mode in my body. However, if I start feeling “sleepy” during a usual state of high stress, that tells me my adrenal gland is not up to the task of keeping up with my bodies demand. Thus, I need to get more sleep and cut back on the Krunk Juice. If I’m still feeling tired, I’ll look at tapering or cutting workouts to get myself back.

*NOTE 4/27/09: Since becoming a CrossFitter, I have not suffered my usual over training/burnout that I usually would feel in my traditional methods of training. Thus, adrenal fatigue has not been an issue. It makes me truly realize that ALL endurance athletes are over trained. More on this to come…

I’m drinking coffee…shocking, yes, I know. However, I’m getting geared up for my little brothers regional meet. Coffee is good. Sometimes it makes my teeth itch. I finished the Honduran Roast from Open Eye Cafe, courtesy of my best friend Jason Jabaut. Jason, we need more coffee. Go.

Holy ass Batman…

Posted: April 23, 2009 in CrossFit
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I’m really tired today (more on that below). This morning’s CrossFit WOD:

“Filthy Fifty” (she’s dirty):
For time:
50 Box jump, 24 inch box
50 Jumping pull-ups
50 Kettlebell swings, 1 pood
Walking Lunge, 50 steps
50 Knees to elbows
50 Push press, 45 pounds
50 Back extensions
50 Wall ball shots, 20 pound ball
50 Burpees
50 Double unders

I was cruising along until I hit the burpees. Usually my burpee skills are excellent. I usually bounce my chest off the ground after going into flying squirrel mode. However, that was not happening at the end of this workout today. At the end of the burpees I was at 16:30-45 and it was time to pick up the jump rope for Double Unders…pff…more like Doubled Overs. I flailed like a fish for 3 minutes and finished at 19:53, good enough to take second on the board under Ken.

Although my time was pretty good, my energy (and my stomach) were f’ed from the night before. After a hard session of TaeKwonDo, I gulped down a beer (Red Hook Blonde, wasn’t as good as it looked…ha!) and then proceeded to jam two fried pieces of cod and like seven onion rings into my face. That’s not Paleo. I don’t believe our cavemen brothers and sisters ate this kind of crap and if they did we probably wouldn’t have the wheel today because they’d have been on the crapper the majority of their lives.

So word to the wise, getting the most out of your body starts with nutrition, especially when you demand intense workouts within 10-12 hour time frames 4-6 times/week. The only one that got beat up in this exercise was my stomach!